‘Jackson, your books must be printed on scar tissue.’
I was pleased.”
This shirt takes the classic plot diagram and narrative arc to a whole new level with a joke trope. Everyone knows that the fortune in a fortune cookie is always meant to be read with "in bed" at the end. It adds that extra spice. This funny t-shirt makes a clever gift for a writer, Literature major, or English teacher.
What we really like about these t-shirts is that they are so soft, and they’re longer than the usual t-shirt I find, so they don’t ride up in the back. They’re sturdy, but they’re not too thick, so they’re great for layering and for hotter days.
They're professional enough for conventions, readings, and signings. And they're eye-catching, so they can start conversations with new friends.
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Super soft cotton and excellent quality print
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Tear away label
Runs true to size
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